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There was a middle eastern king that was having money problems and decided that the only way to stay afloat was to sell his valuables. He managed to sell everything off except for the Star of the Euphrates. This was the most valuable diamond in the world.
He took it to a pawnbroker who opened him 100,000 rials for it. “What?” said the king. “I paid one million for it! Do you even know who I am?”
The pawnbroker said, “When you wish to pawn a star, it makes no difference who you are.”
One Liner Bad Jokes
- Why was the faucet not allowed within 200 feet of the pasta bowl?
It has a restraining order!
- What do you call epileptic lettuce?
A seizure salad!
- Why did the teacher that fell in love with the head of the school she worked in take a loan with her bank?
- She had an interest in the principal!
- What happens when you cross a playwright with a cobra tamer?
You get William Snakespeare
- When should you eat reindeer meat?
When you get hungry!
- How was the hermit able to pay for his home?
- How did the hot dog vendor perform his job?
- Why was the chicken not able to fly through a window?
Because it was closed
- Why do call the association of blood donors?
The IV league!