Black Jokes

Just to be clear, we love Black people… but folks want to read Black jokes so we’ve got to post ‘em. As proof we love Black people, here is a pic of Mike wearing his favorite t-shirt. At any rate, we avoid the racist stuff and we’ll stick with the stereotypical jokes. Enjoy.

A Proud Father

Black JokesIn celebration of a new baby, a Black man bought an entire round of drinks for the whole pub. He announced that his wife gave birth to a healthy baby boy that weighed in at an astonishing 20 pounds. Congratulations showered him from all around, with lots of exclamations like “Wow!” and “What a big boy!” were heard. One woman even fainted due to sympathy pains.

A week later, the Black man returned to the bar. The bartender said, “Hey, you’re the father of the baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?” The proud father answered, “Fifteen pounds.” The bartender was baffled… “Why? What happened? He weighed 20 pounds at birth?”

The father took a slow sip from his 40oz beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned toward the bartender and whispered, “Had him circumcised.”

Genie In A Bottle

Finding an old brass bottle in his back yard, the young black man knew he had it made when he rubbed it and found a genie in it. He was told that any three wishes he wanted would be granted on the spot, no questions asked.

“I wanna be rich,” said the black man. Instantly the entire back yard filled with gold coins, diamonds and cold hard cash.

“I’m no fool,” said the black man. “I wanna be white.” And there he stood, white with blonde hair and blue eyes.

“Finally, I never want to work another day in my life.” And he was black again.