Blonde Jokes

No joke site would be complete without dumb blonde jokes. Not that all blondes are dumb, of course… it’s just that most are. Hey, don’t shoot the messenger – we call ’em like we see them. Besides, not like any blondes could understand them anyways.

Blind Blonde Joke In A Bar

A old blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?”

In a hushed voice, the man sitting next to him says… “Before you tell that joke, there’s something you should know. Our bartender is blonde, and so is the two bouncers. I’m a 6 foot tall, 200 pounds with a black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6′2″, weighs 225, and he’s a football player. The fella to your right is 6′5″ pushing 300 and he’s a professional wrestler. Everyone of us are blonde. So thing about it for a minute mister, do you still wanna tell us that joke?”"

The blind man thinks for a second, and replies “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”

Blonde Q&A Jokes

Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills.

Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.

Row, Row, Rowing A Boat

Two hot blonde girls were driving down a long road out in the middle of the country, when they rode past a wheat field. As they drove past, they noticed another blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

One blonde turned to the other and said “You know, it’s blondes like that that give us a bad name!” To this, the other blonde replies “I know it, and if I knew how to swim – I’d go out there and drown her!”