Dirty Jokes

We’re left with a seeminly daunting task, to write a few dirty jokes without making them so dirty that you’ll have to take a bath afterwards. It’s a tough job, but we’re gonna give it a shot. Hope you enjoy them.

Adam And Eve In The Garden

Jessica always falls asleep during bible class, which doesn’t go unnoticed by her teacher. During the day’s class, the teacher noticed she had fell asleep again so she asked Jessica, “Who died on the cross for our sins?” Her friend poked her in the back, and she yelled out “JESUS!”

The following day, she falls asleep and was asked again by her teacher “Who was the person that died so that all our sins would be forgiven?” Her friend poked her in the back and she yelled out “JESUS!”

This continues for a few days, so her bible school teacher decided to mix it up and asks her, “What did Eve say to Adam in the garden?” Jessica’s friend comes to her rescue as usual, pokes her in the back again, and Jessica yells out, “IF YOU POKE ME WITH THAT THING ONE MORE TIME, IM GONNA BREAK IT OFF!”

Silly and Dumb

A mother, father and their five year old son pack up and go to a nudist beach for a family vacation. The son runs up to his mom and asks her, “Mommy, mommy, why do all the girls have bigger boobs than you?” His mom tells him, “The bigger they are, the sillier they are.”

He runs up to his dad and asks, “Why do all the guys have longer thingies than you?” His dad says, “The longer they are, the dumber they are.” The kid then runs back up to his mom and says, “Daddy is talking to the SILLIEST girl, and the more he sees her, the DUMBER he gets!”