Knock Knock Jokes

We wouldn’t be much of a joke site without Knock Knock jokes, would we? I suppose we should just get right to the point, so without further ado here are BlogSavy’s favorites.

Knock Knock

Knock, knock
Who’s There?
Cow-go
Cow-go Who?
No, Cow go MOO!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Repeat.
Repeat who?
Who Who Who!

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
You talk like an owl!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo, who?
Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke.

Knock, Knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!

Ok, honestly these weren’t very funny but it was the best I could do. Personally I don’t find Knock Knock jokes very funny so even the funniest ones I could find didn’t come close to busting a gut. Oh well, there’s always the other jokes to read!