Redneck Jokes

Rednecks are a group of people that most of us cannot understand. Unless of course you belong in that group! To better understand what they do and how they act you have to read some of the more funny redneck jokes – which we just happen to have on hand.

You Might Be A Redneck If…

  • One or more of your relatives that is still alive has been named after a Southern general from the Civil War.
  • You believe that there is a fence around the stock market
  • You have been married a total of three times without changing in-laws.
  • You believe that the ending of the Star Spangled Banner is “Gentleman let’s start your engines”.
  • Your house has a “wide load’ sign still stuck on the back of it.
  • You believe that possum is the other white meat.
  • You think that heaven is Daytona Beach, Florida.
  • You haven’t taken the boat out of the driveway for more then 15 years.

Road kill

Three rednecks were walking down a road in the country when they found a dead opossum that had been run over by a car.

The first redneck stops and says, “that there looks real nasty!”

The seconds one stops and days, “I don’t much like the opossum!”

The third one stops and says, “I’m awaitin fer something better!”

The first redneck decides to eat the opossum

Father down the road they discover a dead rabbit.

The first redneck says that he is full, the second one says that he loves rabbit, and the third one says that he is still looking for something. The second one decides to eat it.

As they walk farther down the road the first and the second one start throwing up.

The third redneck stops and says, “Finally a meal I can eat!”