Stupid Jokes

There are some really funny jokes that make us roll on the floor laughing so hard that our drinks are coming out of our nose. And then there are some jokes that make us wonder who created them and what they were thinking. It is our job to provide you with jokes no matter how stupid they might be. So here it goes!

Stupid Shorts

There are two muffins in an oven. They are both just sitting there when one of them yells out, “Gosh, it’s hot in here.” The other muffins yells, “Holy Crap! A talking muffin!”

A man walked into a restaurant and was seated in a section of a beautiful waitress. After a few minutes the waitress walks up to him and asks what he wants. After looking at the menu and the waitress he says, “I would like a quickie please.” The waitress is insulted by this remark and slaps him. The man sitting at the table next to him says, “Dude, I think it is pronounces ‘quiche’”

You Have Mail

A man was mowing his front lawn one day when his blonde neighbor – which is very beautiful – walks out of her house and to her mailbox. She looks inside, closes it, and walks back in to the house.

Ten minutes later he watches her come out of her home again, look in the mailbox, and slam it shut in anger before walking back to her house.

Just as the man was about to go back into his home he watches her come out and check her mailbox again only to find nothing inside of it. He was confused by what she was doing and decided to ask her if something was wrong.

“My stupid computer keeps saying, ‘You’ve Got Mail!’”

Three Horny Dogs

There were three pups – a German shepherd, British bulldog, and a Chihuahua – who were hanging out and all very horny. Suddenly a poodle walked up to them and said, “I will let one of you come home with me if you are able to use live and cheese in the same sentence.”

The bulldog said, “I don’t like liver and cheese.”

“That isn’t good enough,” she said.

The German shepherd said, “I love liver and cheese.”

“That isn’t good enough,” she said.

Then the Chihuahua said, “Liver alone, cheese mine!”