Jokes

Women are great are they not? Some are housewives, businesswoman, and most of them can cook a really great meal. but every now and then they find a way to get under our skin when we least expect it. When this happens we can’t help but poke some fun at them. Remember they are all for fun!

You’re A Woman If…

• You tell your husband nothing is bothering you and then get mad when he believes you.
• You like a man who loves to party – but become agitated when you start dating him and he doesn’t stop this.
• You take more than an hour to prepare each evening.
• When you are tired it is because you have done many things around the house and work. When your
  husband is tired you think he is lazy.
• If your husband gives you space he is ignoring you
• If your husband gives you attention he is smothering you.

Womanly Understanding

• The facial expressions made by cats.
• Why they need to have the same style of shoe in a variety of colors.
• What fat clothes are.
• The contrast between off white, eggshell, and beige.
• How cutting bangs will make them grow.
• How inaccurate every bathroom scale ever made is.

Advice From Men To Women

• If you think you are fat than you are so stop asking us.
• If the toilet seat is up then put it down. If you don’t know how then learn.
• We don’t always think about you.
• Sunday is sports day in the home
• We don’t care what you wear.
• You don’t need shoes in every style.
• When you cry it is like blackmail.
• Ask right out what you want because hints don’t work.