Yo Mama Jokes

You know, whether you call them yo mama, yo momma or your mom jokes… they’re all the same and they’re all funny. I remember this kid named Alden, this guy could spit out yo mama jokes all day long – there was no competing with him. So we’re gonna dedicate this page to Alden, the walking mama joke dictionary.

Yo Mama Is So Fat

  • Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
  • Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks.Yo Mama
  • Yo mama so fat her neck looks like a roll of hot dogs!

Yo Mama Is So Stupid

  • Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
  • Yo mama so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
  • Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money!

Yo Mama Is So Poor

  • Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people’s fingers!
  • Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention!
  • Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.”

Yo Mama Is So Ugly

  • Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”
  • Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo Mama Is So Old

  • Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
  • Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
  • Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo Mama’s Teeth Are So Yellow

  • Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
  • Yo mama teeth are so yellow she spits butter!

Yo Mama Is So Dirty

  • Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.
  • Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation concerns!

Yo Mama Is So Nasty

  • Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down.
  • Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
  • Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.